Happy Friday the 13th!

 

Happy Friday the 13th!

Most Used Words On Facebook

The following graphic shows the words I use the most on Facebook....

Thoughts of Warmth

I am thinking of things to warm me up on this cold winter evening. One thing I enjoy putting on an over-sized sweat shirt to snuggle up in for warmth.  I also like sleeping with the fan on...while sleeping with several blankets on top of me.  So warm and cozy!

I also enjoy snuggling Shelby.  She is such a good dog.  I love her too the moon and back!

One of my favorite hot foods to eat is a nice big bowl of homemade Chicken & Dumplings. My mom use to make the best chicken & dumplings ever.  Every year on my birthday she would make them.  Yum!

My favorite hot beverage lately has been coffee.  I cannot drink too much though because it gives me the jitters! Plus, I cannot drink coffee too late in the day, because I won't be able to sleep.  Since I already have trouble sleeping I don't need to make things worse by having coffee. So, I will drink hot chocolate now and then to warm up.

I feel a little warmer now.  But I think I will head to bed, snuggle with my Shelby under multiple blankets and warm up even more!

Fun Napkin Art

I found some neat napkins at Wal Mart the other day.  The napkins have a question on them and I have been using them as conversation starters on Facebook. Here are a few of the napkins.

What's the most ridiculous thing you heard today?

Make up a rap about your day.

What made you stand out today?

Storm Chasing

Yesterday, as I drove towards work (at 5:00AM), I realized I was chasing a storm.

The clouds had pretty shades of blue in them. I just had to stop and take a photo or two.

 

Photos (c)2017 Shannon G. Wamsley

Stress Free Life?

A kind lady at work gave away stress balls yesterday to all 

her co-workers.  Below is the color I picked out.  So cute!

Photo (c)2017 Shannon G. Wamsley

100 Either / Or Questions

Coffee or tea? Tea
Black and white or color? Color
Drawings or paintings? Drawings
Dresses or skirts? Skirts
Books or movies? Books
Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
Chinese or Italian? Chinese
Early bird or night owl? Night owl
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Introvert or extrovert? Introvert

Hugs or kisses? Hugs
Hunting or fishing? Fishing
Winter or summer? Summer
Spring or fall? Spring
Rural or urban? Urban
PC or Mac? PC
Tan or pale? Tan
Cake or pie? Pie
Ice cream or yogurt? Ice Cream
Ketchup or mustard? Mustard

Sweet pickles or dill pickles? Sweet Pickles
Comedy or mystery? Comedy
Boots or sandals? Boots
Silver or gold? Silver
Jazz or classical? Jazz
Dancing or singing? Dancing
Checkers or chess? Checkers
Board games or video games? Video Games
Wine or beer? Wine
Freckles or dimples? Freckles

Honey mustard or BBQ sauce? BBQ Sauce
Body weight exercises or lifting weights? Body Weight Exercises
Baseball or basketball? Baseball
Crossword puzzles or sudokus? Crossword Puzzles
Facial hair or clean shaven? Facial Hair
Crushed ice or cubed ice? Crushed Ice
Skiing or snowboarding? Snowboarding
Smile or game face? Smile
Bracelet or necklace? Bracelet
Fruit or vegetables? Fruit

Sausage or bacon? Bacon
Scrambled or fried? Fried
Dark chocolate or white chocolate? Dark
Tattoos or piercings? Tattoos
Antique or brand new? Antique
Dress up or dress down? Dress Down
Cowboys or aliens? Cowboys
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes
Bond or Bourne? Bourne

Sci-Fi or fantasy? Sci-Fi
Numbers or letters? Letters
Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Trek
Fair or theme park? Theme Park
Money or fame? Money
Washing dishes or doing laundry? Laundry
Snakes or sharks? Sharks
Orange juice or apple juice? Orange Juice
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
Slacker or over-achiever? Slacker

Pen or pencil? Pen
Peanut butter or jelly? Peanut Butter
Grammys or Oscars? Grammy's
Detailed or abstract? Abstract
Multiple choice questions or essay questions? Multiple Choice
Adventurous or cautious? Cautious
Saver or spender? Saver
Glasses or contacts? Contacts
Laptop or desktop? Desktop
Classic or modern? Classic

Personal chef or personal fitness trainer? Personal Chef
Internet or cell phone? Internet
Call or text? Text
Curly hair or straight hair? Curly Hair
Shower in the morning or shower in the evening? Evening
Spicy or mild? Mild
Marvel or DC? Marvel
Paying a mortgage or paying rent? Mortgage
Sky dive or bungee jump? Bungee Jump
Oreos or Chips Ahoy? Oreos

Jello or pudding? Pudding
Truth or dare? Truth
Roller coaster or Ferris wheel? Roller Coaster
Leather or denim? Leather
Stripes or solids? Solids
Bagels or muffins? Bagels
Whole wheat or white? White
Beads or pearls? Pearls
Hardwood or carpet? Hardwood
Bright colors or neutral tones? Neutral Tones

Be older than you are or younger than you are? Younger
Raisins or nuts? Nuts
Picnic or nice restaurant? Nice restaurant
Black leather or brown leather? Black Leather
Long hair or short hair? Long
“Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”? Ready, Aim, Fire!
Fiction or non-fiction? Fiction
Smoking or non-smoking? Non-smoking
Think before you talk or talk before you think? Think before you talk

eCard of the Week #174: Happy Friday the 13th

I don't care if it's Friday the 13th!

I'm just happy it's finally Friday!

eCard of the Week #140: Reaching An Age Where....

Congratulations on reaching an age 

where you wake up at the time you 

used to go to sleep on a Saturday.

eCard of the Week #139: Friday is Like...

Oh Friday! You're like 

Wednesday but with Bacon!

eCard of the Week #106: Positive Attitude At Work

I almost showed up at work this morning with a positive attitude

ready to work, but then I just realized I just don't give a fuck.

Fortune Cookie Friday

Today at work we ordered Chinese food for lunch. 

Here is the fortune I received in my fortune cookie.

"The fact that others are bad does not imply that you are good."

What do you think about that?

eCard of the Week #90: Excited About Friday

I haven't been this excited about 

a Friday, since last Friday!

The Ballad of Serenity from Firefly

I love the tv show Firefly and the movie Serenity.

The theme song has been stuck in my head for weeks!

BALLAD OF SERENITY

lyrics and music by Joss Whedon

sung by Sonny Rhodes

take my love

take my land

take me where I cannot stand

I don't care

I'm still free

you can't take the sky from me

take me out

to the black tell 'em I ain't coming back

burn the land

and boil the sea

you can't take the sky from me

have no place

I can be

since I found Serenity

but you can't take the sky from me

Hate Vs Love Via BitStrips

“We are never very far from those we hate. 

For this very reason, we shall never be truly close to those we love.”

~Albert Sanchez Pinol © 2002

I am 84% Good

You Are 84% Good

You are not only a good person... you are a model citizen and a natural leader.

Whether you know it or not, your high moral standards and good judgment is truly rare.

You don't take ethical short cuts in life. You are able to do what's right - even when it's very difficult.

And while it may seem like no one else is as on track as you are, take heart in knowing that you set a good example for others.

You are also probably: Very sensitive and in tune with the world

Right now you are on track to being: A saint

To be a better person: Gently mentor someone who is taking the wrong path in life

How Good Are You?

I Am Caring

You are compassionate every time of year, but spring reminds you how fragile we all are. You believe everything and everyone could use a little more nurturing... and that even goes for you as well. You lead with your heart, and you always try to do what's right. You're quick to forgive and to give others the benefit of the doubt. You may feel emotional pain more than most people, but you remain optimistic. There's too much good in the world to turn away from hope.

The Spring Test

I Am An Espresso Drink

You Are an Espresso Drink

You love coffee, but it's likely not an everyday thing for you. You see coffee more as a treat. You love to indulge in a latte, cappuccino, or even an espresso from time to time. You enjoy a coffee break. You are both reflective and friendly. You love to have a long chat with a good friend. Your energy tends to be steady and consistent. You take life as it comes and try to keep everything on an even keel.

What's Your Coffee Style?

Friday's W.T.F - June 24, 2011

1) If your life was a TV game show, what current show or type of show would best reflect the life you've lived?  

A game show...like Press Your Luck

2) We all know the story of "Freaky Friday" (two people change places and live in the other person's body for a day or two). If you could become any member of your family for just one day, who would you become?

My mother-in-law...she is retired and gets to spend her days however she chooses!

3) The current issue of Redbook magazine talks about how to handle your children walking in on you having sex. ... Did you ever hear your parents or *shudder* walk in on them having sex? What happened once they found out that you overheard it or saw them? Did they talk to you about it or just pretend it didn't happen?
   
I heard them having sex a few times and I just ignored it and never mentioned it.

4) On opposite end of the spectrum, one of my ex-boyfriends once got a gun pulled on him when he was caught having sex with a hunter's teenage daughter. Did anyone ever catch you during a sexual activity?

Yes I have...sadly he was my husband at time. One of the many reasons he is an ex husband.

5) My father, an art teacher and professional artist, always said that the most beautiful people in the world usually have symmetrical faces. If beauty is mostly based on bilateral symmetry, why do you think most hairstyles are asymmetrical?

To throw off the balance of the world, and to scare the idiots away.

6) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $10,000?

HELL NO! ...well maybe if they are covered  in chocolate!

7) List 5 things that simply bore you to tears.

Long telephone conversations, slow moving books, slow moving movies, stupidity and fucktards

8) Tell me about one of your totally useless possessions and how you came to own it, and don't try to tell me you don't have at least one useless item because we all have 'em.

I have my mother's candy dish.  It is very old and looks even older.  I never use it...never have used it and probably never will BUT I won't get rid of it.


9) If farting was a career, my younger brother could seriously be a billionaire. What is a "skill" you naturally possess that you wish you could make a living doing?

 Picking zits!

10) If your significant other created a scavenger hunt for your birthday during which you had to drive around town and gather clues to locate your gift, would you find it romantic or annoying?

 I think that would be boring and annoying.

11) The circus is in my town this weekend. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?

I would be the Fat Lady! and my miniature puppies and I would put on a magic show.

12) What do you think would happen if it really did rain cats and dogs?

I like cats but I prefer dogs.  I would grab as many dogs as I could and take them home.

13) Today (June 24) is “UFO Day.” The first documented UFO sighting was on this
day. Do you believe in life on other planets?

Yes, I do!

W.T.F. Meme - Friday, June 17, 2011

1) You've won the unlimited use of a recreational vehicle for this weekend (including all the free gasoline you need). You must leave in an hour and have the RV back by 9 a.m. Monday morning. Where do you go and who do you take with you?

I would take my husband and our dogs.  We would find a nice campground and spend the weekend relaxing and fishing.

2) You find out that a close friend who seems to the perfect marriage had an affair almost 10 years ago that resulted in a baby. It's been kept a secret from the public all this time, but the friend's spouse has obviously forgiven him/her. Does this change your opinion of your friend or his/her spouse?

The public does not need to know.  It is between her and her spouse.  If  he can forgive her and move on then more power to them.  My opinion of them will not change.

3) What if the friend who had the affair and lovechild was also the minister at your church? Would that secret scandal change your answer to the last question?

My opinion would not change.

4) My boyfriend uses the predict text function on his phone, and it recently backfired. He meant to text me this "Watching baby ducks on the road," but instead it said "Watching baby fucks on the road." Do you use an auto-correct or predict text function on your phone? If so, do you have any funny stories about it? (By the way, if you haven't checked out the Damn You Auto Correct website, you really should. Just be prepared to laugh 'til you cry.)

I don't use auto-correct or predict text. 

5) I've been asked on several past memes and Facebook surveys about times I snuck out of my house when I was a teenager. I want to switch that question around: Did you ever sneak someone into your home?

No, but I did sneak out a few times.

6) Or, keeping with the sneaking around topic: Was there ever an item you had to sneak into your house and hide from your parents because it was not allowed in your house?

Not that I can remember.

7) Have you ever been the recipient of a RAOK (Random Act Of Kindness)? Or have you done one for someone else?

Yes and yes

8) What are three things you've never done before that would surprise people?

I have never been para-sailing, scuba diving or bungee jumping.

9) I have a totally irrational (and somewhat offensive) fear of midgets. I have no clue why, but "small people" creep the hell out of me. Do you have any fears that are irrational, or maybe they are rational but funny regardless?

I have an irrational fear of death, spiders, snakes and being alone.

10) Recently there has been quite a bit of focus on being friends with benefits. There was the recent movie "No Strings Attached" and this summer's upcoming movie "Friends With Benefits" with Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, and NBC is about to premiere a TV show also called "Friends With Benefits." Do you think two people can ever be just friends but have casual sex?

No, I do not think two people can be just friends while having casual sex.

11) I once composed an email to my now ex-husband griping about one of my co-workers saying she was a total bitch, but instead of sending it to him, I sent it to the co-worker by accident. Have you ever accidentally emailed someone insulting them when you meant to send it to someone else?

Nope. But I have requested information from the wrong person and got bitched at as a response.