eCard of the Week #579: Responding to Text Messages

 

I respond to text messages in my head. 

Sometimes weeks go by before I realize I didn't respond in real life. 

I'm working on that.

Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Why do you park in a drive way, and drive on a park way?

eCard of the Week #578: Drama and a Headache

You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.

July 2024 Activities at The Pixel Palace

July 2024 Fun at The Pixel Palace!
Kawaii Turtle Love
Turtle Tube and Outline By: Katz
Other items: Edited Freeware

July 2024 Checking In Graphics
Tubes by Country Pixel Paws

July 2024 Checking In Graphics
Tubes: Edited Freeware
   

Do NOT claim these as your own.
If you use them, do NOT rip them apart.
If you use them, a link back to the artist listed on them is required.

Lambchop Has A Squeaker?!

Riley got a new, very large, Lambchop on Wednesday.
She just realized today that it has a squeaker in it.
I have a feeling this toy won’t last much longer. LOL

Ignore my messy floor. With Riley around I cannot keep it clean.

And I am perfectly fine with that!

Photos (c)2024 Shannon G Wamsley

Taken 12 July 2024

Wordless Wednesday: It's A Bun Bun!

 

Photo (c)2024 Shannon G Wamsley

Taken 09 July 2024

eCard of the Week #577: Great Naps

On my death bed, I want to remember the great naps I took.

 

Hiding From the Booms

Riley says, “yes I do like hanging out in the bathroom with this sweeper.
Gotta stay away from the booms!”

Poor girl does not understand why the booms keep happening.

The sooner the booms stop the happier she will be.

I feel bad for all the animals that do not have a place to hide from fireworks.

Happy Independence Day 2024

Happy Independence Day 2024

Wishing you and your loved ones a safe and happy Independence Day!  

eCard of the Week #576: Mentally Check Out

 

May you return from your vacation refreshed 

and ready to mentally check out at work.