August 15, 2019

eCard of the Week #310: Throat Punch

Some mornings I wake up and think, yep,
today's the day I punch someone
square in the throat.

August 13, 2019

Stuck In My Head: Nightmare by Halsey


Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord, my soul to keep
If I shall die before I 'wake
I pray the Lord, my soul to take

I, I keep a record of the wreckage of my life
I gotta recognize the weapon in my mind
They talk shit, but I love it every time
And I realize

I've tasted blood and it is sweet
I've had the rug pulled beneath my feet
I've trusted lies and trusted men
Broke down and put myself back together again
Stared in the mirror and punched it to shatters
Collected the pieces and picked out a dagger
I've pinched my skin in between my two fingers
And wished I could cut some parts off with some scissors

"Come on, little lady, give us a smile"
No, I ain't got nothin' to smile about
I got no one to smile for, I waited a while for
A moment to say I don't owe you a goddamn thing

I, I keep a record of the wreckage of my life
I gotta recognize the weapon in my mind
They talk shit, but I love it every time
And I realize

I'm no sweet dream, but I'm a hell of a night
That I'm no sweet dream, but I'm a hell of a night

No, I won't smile, but I'll show you my teeth
And I'ma let you speak if you just let me breathe
I've been polite, but won't be caught dead
Lettin' a man tell me what I should do in my bed
Keep my exes in check in my basement
'Cause kindness is weakness, or worse, you're complacent
I could play nice or I could be a bully
I'm tired and angry, but somebody should be

"Come on, little lady, give us a smile"
No, I ain't got nothin' to smile about
I got no one to smile for, I waited a while for
A moment to say I don't owe you a goddamn thing

I, I keep a record of the wreckage of my life
I gotta recognize the weapon in my mind
They talk shit, but I love it every time
And I realize

I, I keep a record of the wreckage of my life
I gotta recognize the weapon in my mind
They talk shit, but I love it every time
And I realize

Someone like me can be a real nightmare, completely aware
But I'd rather be a real nightmare, than die unaware, yeah
Someone like me can be a real nightmare, completely aware
But I'm glad to be a real nightmare, so save me your prayers

I, I keep a record of the wreckage of my life
I gotta recognize the weapon in my mind
They talk shit, but I love it every time
And I realize
I, I keep a record of the wreckage of my life
I gotta recognize the weapon in my mind
They talk shit, but I love it every time
And I realize

I'm no sweet dream, but I'm a hell of a night
That I'm no sweet dream, but I'm a hell of a night

August 10, 2019

Camera Critters: Late Nights Equal Very Sleepy Days

Photo (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley
2:30AM - Shelby realizes her human is eating a peanut butter
sandwich and politely tells her human that she would like a bite.
Photo (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley
Staying up nearly all night while trying to get a bite of peanut butter
sandwich, makes Shelby very tired.
Photo (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley
Very, very tired.

Photo (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley

August 9, 2019

eCard of the Week #309: Have A Good Weekend....

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Have a good weekend maniacally doing all the chores
 and errands you couldn't get done during the week.

August 7, 2019

August 4, 2019

Sunday Stealing: Fewer than 5000 questions

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1. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?  Yes, to include The Chronicles of Narnia. 

2. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson? Batman (1989)

3. What rhymes with 'orange'? I had to look up the spelling for the one word that rhymes....it is sporange

4. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident? Yes

5. Is your eyesight 20/20? No.

6. Have you ever had insomnia? I have been troubled with insomnia nearly all of my life.

7. Does it bother you when people touch you? Sometimes.

8. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep? For me, getting too much sleep gives me a headache and getting too little sleep makes me grumpy and ill.  A headache is easier to deal with, so I say for me it is better to get too much sleep.

9. What gets your adrenaline pumping? Driving to work in the morning, hoping and praying a deer does not run out in front of me.  

10. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person? I have done this a time or two.

11. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play? Sirius XM Turbo -  90's and 2000's hard rock. 

12. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world? Yes

13. Ever caught a fish? I have caught many fish in my lifetime. Some were kept for dinner and some were released.

14. Were you ever in the first row of a concert? No. It is too loud in the front row and I cannot see everything that is going on. I prefer to not be in the first row.

15. Do you have any autographs? Not any more. At one point I had several autographs of St. Louis Cardinals baseball players, as well as several race car drivers (local and NASCAR). I am not sure what happened to them.

July 28, 2019

Sunday Stealing: For the Queen's Curiosity

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This weeks Sunday Stealing is from Durward Discussion.

1. What is the nearest book to you? Your Kindle does not count. "The Twelve" by Justin Cronin

2. When was the last time you took a "me" vacation I have not done this in a very long time, 

3. How many telephone numbers do you have? Three....landline, cell phone and office.

4. If you could fix one thing in the public school system, what is the one thing you would do immediately?  Better assistance to schools in low income areas

5. Are you a big tipper? I usually tip 20%.

6. Do you watch reality shows? Sometimes. 

7. Who is your favorite sports team player? Danny White from the Dallas Cowboys, Tommy Herr from the St. Louis Cardinals.

8. If you could travel in a spaceship to any planet, which planet would you like to visit and why? I would just be happy being in space!  No need to visit any planets on the first trip!

9. When was the last time you sat in a church? It has been a few years.

10. Are there any aspects of blogging that annoy you? Rude comments and spam.

11. When someone follows you on their blog or subscribes to your Facebook page, do you automatically follow and subscribe back? Not always.

July 27, 2019

Happy Dog is Happy!

Shelby loves going to her Grandmas house.
Photo (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley
Happy dog is happy!
 Photo (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley
 Photo (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley
Photos (c)2019 Shannon G. Wamsley
This post is linked to Camera Critters and to Saturday Critters.

July 25, 2019

eCard of the Week #307: Sticks and Stones...

Sticks and stones may break my bones...
but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt!

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