Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Minionism of the Week: Common Sense

Common sense is like a flower that 
does not grow in everyone's garden!

Monday, March 30, 2015

Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend


My Girlfriend's a dick magnet
My Girlfriend got a have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots,
Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, actin' tough
Mess with her, she'll fuck you up
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
But she's comin' back to my place tonight

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty till the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend

Red thong, party's on,
Love this song, sing along
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonight. I say
No one really knows just how far she's gonna go,
But I'm gonna find out later tonight.

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty till the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend

Doesn't take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life?
The time of her life

(My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it)

She's a gold digger now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone
The money spent

I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly
Man she's hot and fixed to be, the future
Ex-Miss Connolly!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty till the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend

She's a bad, bad girlfriend
She's a bad, bad girlfriend

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Sunday Stealing: The Dirty Dozen Meme

This week's Sunday Stealing comes from the Sunday Stealing archives!

1. This weather is really.....annoying!  Now that it is Spring, the snow needs to go away!

2. You think you've seen it all, you should see me....naked!  LOL I need to get a tan!

3. I'm sure you would still love me even if...you saw me naked.  My beauty is on the inside.

4. I think I have finally realized...that some people are not as great as I once thought they were.

5. Since the last time we linked up...it has snowed twice.  I hate shoveling snow.

6. I get super embarrassed...when I am given a compliment.

7. I really thought by now...my life would be in a better place.

8. If I thought no one would read it, I would write about...my life.

9. I knew I was in the wrong place...as I was driving down a dead end street.

10. I am so not above...anyone.  Everyone should be treated as equals.

11. Let's pretend...for just a moment that it will be warm tomorrow.

12. Just you wait...summer is coming!

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Are You Laila Strong?

Laila is one very brave and very strong dog.  She has been through a lot in her three years
here on earth.  Read more about Laila and being Laila Strong by visiting Laila on Facebook www.facebook.com/TripawdLailaAli

And here is a video telling Laila's story:http://youtu.be/hG076Fh1kAw

Shelby is too big to wear our Laila Strong bracelet.  So I let Shelby wear it like a crown.
You can get your Laila Strong bracelet at
http://monapantsshop.bigcartel.com/category/laila-ali-shop

Friday, March 27, 2015

RottenCard of the Week #80: Weekend Goal

My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day
so that no one pokes me to see if I am dead.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Throwback Thursday: Happy Birthday Tags

I made the following two "Happy Birthday" tags, years ago. I cannot remember 
the exact year. I made them both  from tutorials I found online.  Hopefully, I can 
find the links to the tutorials again because I would like to make a few more tags.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Wednesday Hodgepodge: Hope

1. This coming weekend is Palm Sunday, which marks the beginning of Holy Week. Do you celebrate Easter in your home? What was your favorite Easter tradition as a child?

Now that my children are grown, I don't really celebrate Easter.  One of my favorite things to do was dyeing eggs with the kids...something I have not done in years.  

2. George Weinberg is quoted as saying, "Hope never abandons you, you abandon it." Agree or disagree? Share you own thoughts on the word hope.

There is always hope. Hope is what keeps me going every day.  I don't think people abandon hope, I just think they expect immediate answers.  Hope is not always easy path to follow...sometimes hope means hard work.

3. Weigh in with a yay or nay on the traditional Easter candies. Peeps? Jellybeans? Cadbury Creme Eggs, Solid milk chocolate bunny? Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs? Coconut Cream Eggs? Of the candies listed, which one would you most like to find in your Easter basket?

In my Easter basket I would like to find a solid milk chocolate bunny!  And the bigger , the better.

4. When did you last feel like 'a kid in a candy store'?

Today at work when I accomplished something in half the time it normally takes me!

5. What's something you know you do differently than most people? Does that bother you? Does it bother other people?

I am not a very good housekeeper and yes, it bothers me.  I am sure it bothers other people also.

6. Palm Springs CA, Palm Beach FL, or the PALMetto State...of the three spots mentioned, which one would you most like to visit right now? Which have you visited at one time or another?

I would like to visit Palm Springs, CA, because I have not been there yet.  I have been to Palm Beach, FL once, years ago.  And I have been to Palmetto State *South Carolina* at least twice but that was also years ago.

7. If you could change the length of a day would you lengthen it or shorten it? Tell us why?

I would like to shorten the work day, so that I can spend more time at home.

8. Random Thought:  Life was so much easier and simple as a child.  Life as an adult is overwhelming at times.  But for every time I am knocked down, I get back up and say "was that your best shot", and I move on.