June 26, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #3: George Carlin Quotes

Thursday Thirteen #3
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Thirteen George Carlin Quotes

01. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
02. I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
03. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
04. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
05. It's never just a game when you're winning.
06. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
07. I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
08. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
09. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
12. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
13. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


  1. George Carlin will be dearly missed in this household! I love the quotes...great TT.

    Happy TT :)

  2. Hey Visiting from TMA

    have a good one

  3. You're the second TTer I've run into this week with Carlin quotes! It's cool to see which you both picked as well as the different ones.

    I really hope another rare flame like Carlin comes along in my lifetime. We need people like him.

  4. Great list. I'm afraid comedy will never be the same. :(

  5. R.I.P. George Carlin!

    I have a Super Commenter Award for you at my place!

  6. Thank you all for visiting. George Carlin will indeed be missed!

  7. Loved him in the Kevin Smith movies!!!!!

    Mines up as well!
    Hubbys having a give away at his blog at www.valtool.blogspot.com

    Hope you will visit us both!

  8. Amy...so did I! ohh now I know what I am watching tonight! Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back!

  9. Interesting 13. Mine is Eat, Drink and be Merry - 13 Last Words, Excerpt: Judaism instructs us to enjoy the simple gifts that God gives in the present world. Eat, drink and be merry. Enjoy this life, on this Earth, in this time. I have collected for your enjoyment the last words of some of our more famous fellow human beings involving food or drink before they died.

  10. Yep, funny stuff. What I liked about him, though, wasn't the fact that he was funny...it was because he had original thoughts. Don't see that enough.

    Happy TT!!!

  11. 11 & 13 are my all time Faves!

    I'll miss the big G. His sarcasm, his brilliant humor.

    He was really fab in Dogma!

  12. That is so very true Bubba!

    I agree Lingovise!


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