August 7, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #9: Funny Tidbits

Thirteen Funny Tidbits
01. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
02. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
03. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
04. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
05. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
06. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
07. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
08. Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
09. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
10. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
11. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pants.
12. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
13. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... 'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!


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  1. Great tidbits...I liked them esp. the one about jogging...hehe. Please visit me at:

  2. Great tidbits!

    Mine's up.

  3. Those were all so funny, Shannon. #3 is one of my all-time favorites. I'm hoping my body and my fat will become enemies yet. :P

  4. Awesome! I just laughed so hard I lost a bit of bladder control!

    Love #'s 1 & 5... Terrific list ;)

  5. Hilarious! I can so relate to number 3! hehe

  6. Thank you all for visiting! I hope you are having a great week.


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