July 2, 2008

Hump Day Humor: Cars/Automobiles/Vehicles

Hump Day Humor: Cars/Automobiles/Vehicles
Hosted by Mercedes Rocks

Top 10 Reasons to Buy a New Car
01. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
02. You keep losing dates on left turns.
03. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.
04. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
05. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club."
06. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
07. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
08. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
09. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.



  1. OMGoodness! This is absolutely hilarious. I am singing that song "f-r-e-e...that spells free...creditreport.com..." now. I believe that I know a few people that have been in some of these situations-lol! Thanks for playing and for visiting mine!

    Happy Hump Day!

  2. I love that set of commercials! I think the guy on there is cute!

  3. I love your list...and your photo!

    My husband has an old car and I have been trying to get him to get a new one. It has more filler in it (after you cut the rust out, you use bog to fill in the holes and then paint over it) than metal, I reckon.

    Thanks for visiting my place and leaving a comment:

  4. LOL I actually know what filler is :) we call it Bondo. You are very welcome Bevie.

  5. These are hilarious! I like the guy in that commercial too!!! My old cavalier was held together with Bondo! hehe My current car is okay but doesn't have an alarm system so I use the Club. hehehehe

  6. My car does not have an alarm system either.


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