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For those of you that play World of Warcraft (or even if you don't). This happened a few years ago.
A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."