Friday Fluff is hosted at Seeking Elevation.
This weeks questions comes from Quizopolis.
Be a poison tester or suicide bomber? - I would rather be a poison tester...there is a possibility it wont kill me.
Fat and short or fat and tall - I am fat and tall, so I will stick with that.
Wet and cold or dry and hot - I prefer dry and hot.
Vampire or a cat - Cats over vampires any day.
Be George Lopez or Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt
Eat sand or dirt - Dirt
Be 30 or 1 - 30! That was my best age.
Pro skater boarder or singer - Singer
Eat metal or bugs - Metal...though I am not sure how my body will process that.
Be a monkey or wolf man - Wolf man. I don't like monkeys.
Work at Google or Bing - Google
Make a board game or video game - Video Game! I love video games!
Mini cooper or mustang - Mustang...preferably a 1964 1/2 Mustang.
Dead or alive - Alive
Singer or actor - Singer (didn't I kind of already answer this one?)