1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? (from The Silly Questions Meme) "How can my hair get that tangled?!!"
2. Name something about humanity you absolutely hate. (from The Monday Melee Meme) Stupidity
3. What was the first lie your mother ever told you? (from Ten Lies My Mother Told Me meme) "Grandma went to sleep." and I asked when she would wake up again. Mom never answered me.
4 . Name one thing you should never say around a Ouija Board. (from The Ten Things You Should Never Say Around a Ouija Board meme - from Frank @ Honk'n'Hollr) "Does this make my ass look fat?"
5 . What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? (from the I Think I Caught Something Meme) Caress
6. If a doctor told you today that you were pregnant, what would you say? (The Honesty Meme) Well, after I was done laughing I would ask him if he was freaking crazy? I dont have all the right parts inside me any more to have a baby.
7. Are you in a complicated love situation? (from The Don't Call Me, I'll Call You Meme) No...and thank goodness!
Life is too short for complicated love situations or tangled hair. Sometimes the two go hand in hand.ReplyDelete
Oh! I crack myself up.
Your answer to the Ouija question made me LOL! :)ReplyDelete
I just played too, for the first time in The Queen's Meme.