Friday 5 for July 22: Similes

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1. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as drunk as a skunk? Go home and sleep it off.

2.  What’s your best advice for someone who’s as busy as a bee? Slow down and enjoy life.

3. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as nutty as a fruitcake? Ignore the world...it is full of fucktards.

4. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as sick as a dog? Stay home and sleep.

5. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as ugly as sin? Visit the local spa for a makeover.