______________________________________________Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
1. Birdbrain looking for a mate - Is a birdbath deep enough to drown someone?
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls? Standing in the corner thinking about their bad behavior.
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine - Depends on what you are fining her for. Did she run a red light?
4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven? - Yes! I have been tasked with saving the world from idiots.
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional - you put the tard in Fucktard
6. Does this profile make me look fat? Only if you hold it upside down, squint your eyes, stick out your tongue and rub your belly in circles.
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity- you are one of the reasons God let me escape heaven.