TMI Tuesday: Farting

TMI Tuesday #144 - Farting Edition
Hosted by Professor Fate

1. Are your farts? a. Silent but deadly; b. All sound, no fury; c. Loud and stinky
Mine are usually silent by deadly. So I try to stay away from people when I feel my tummy rumbling.

2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
Yes, I have farted in front of a lover and it was so embarrassing! He was the first one to do it though and we just laughed. When I did it, he was polite enough to ignore it and not make a comment.

3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it? I like to blame the dog or my son. I have blamed my brother before and gotten away with it.

4. What food triggers you? Mexican food

5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all? I think they are horrible...I get so embarrassed when it happens.

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under? I have done that before but I would rather fan the covers and get rid of the smell as soon as possible.