July 31, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #8: Labels

Thirteen Funny Labels
01. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
02. "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
03. # "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
04. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
05. "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.
06. "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
07. "Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
08. "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
09. "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.
10. # "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the Styrofoam packing.
11. "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
12. "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
13. "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.


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  1. The 'harmful if swallowed' one made me LOL!!

    Love your layout ~ I want it!! :)

    Happy Thursday!!

  2. 11 and 12 made me laugh! Those are good!!

  3. As Bill Engval would say: "here's your sign!" Great TT!

  4. These are toooooo funny!!!! What always killed me tho, is, in pharmacy, when we had to dispense suppositories......you actually have to tell the patient to UNWRAP the foil before insertion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ummmm Here's your sign!!! hahahaha

  5. Thank you all for visiting this week!

    Southpaw...that is just too funny LOL

  6. So sad that they have to make such ridiculous labels and warnings! Great list.


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