I am 33% Stupid

Check in the boxes what you have done...

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [X] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [X] I have caught something on fire.
7. [] I've told a cop to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. (trying to cook)
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [ ] when I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
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