July 9, 2008

Hump Day Humor: Marriage

Hump Day Humor: Marriage
Hosted by Mercedes Rocks

Marriage Quotes:

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
~Paul Hornung

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. ~Raymond Hull


  1. Hahahahahaha Toooooooo funny!!! Oh! I needed a laugh this morning!!!!

  2. Thanks Kimberley!

    I know that feeling all too well Southpaw :)

  3. Phyllis Diller! Love that nutty lady!

  4. It is so hard to decide which of the one liners is my favourite. Maybe the Rita Rudner one. That made me laugh out loud!

    My HDH, 'What was he thinking? is up at my place.


  5. These are too funny! Katherine Hepburn's quote: I know a couple that live in a duplex-one on each side-for real-lol! Gotta love Phyllis Diller-ha! Thanks for sharing and for visiting Bruce Loves Jenny!


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