July 9, 2008
Hump Day Humor: Marriage
Marriage Quotes:
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
~Paul Hornung
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. ~Raymond Hull
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That is funny, cute
ReplyDeleteKim
Hahahahahaha Toooooooo funny!!! Oh! I needed a laugh this morning!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kimberley!
ReplyDeleteI know that feeling all too well Southpaw :)
love your one-liners...
ReplyDeletePhyllis Diller! Love that nutty lady!
ReplyDeleteI love those!!! Cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks Larry, Joyce and Gina :)
ReplyDeleteIt is so hard to decide which of the one liners is my favourite. Maybe the Rita Rudner one. That made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteMy HDH, 'What was he thinking? is up at my place.
-Bev
These are too funny! Katherine Hepburn's quote: I know a couple that live in a duplex-one on each side-for real-lol! Gotta love Phyllis Diller-ha! Thanks for sharing and for visiting Bruce Loves Jenny!
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