April 23, 2008

Hump Day Humor: Teachers

Hump Day Humor Ninth Edition

This is a weekly meme for Hump Day~Wednesdays. Participants will post anything humorous: email forwards, pictures, happenings, or personal stories that go along with the question(s) and/or theme that is posted for that Wednesday.

Theme for Hump Day Humor

Ninth Edition

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


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Teacher Quotes:

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. ~Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called "truth." ~Dan Rather

In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a day's work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years. ~Jacques Barzun

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. ~Author Unknown


Teacher Jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don’t know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"


Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.


Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"


  1. hahahaha love the teacher jokes :)

  2. I love Lily Tomlin! I really appreciate the one that says: Teaching is the profession that teaches all other professions~too bad most other professions get paid more-lol!

    The teacher jokes: SPLORF! Awesome!

    Thanks for playing and for visiting mine

    Happy Hump Day!

  3. Thanks Erica!

    Mercedes...Lily Tomlin cracks me up!


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