Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The What Not Meme - Presented by Queen Mimi


The What Not Meme

People are always giving advice on what NOT to do in this situation and that situation. I’ve had it with the know-it-alls this week. I’m switching it up. It’s your turn to be the expert. Answer what NOT to do in the following situations. It’s your spin on potential societal blunders (and a few quirky scenarios you might find yourself in). You didn't think I'd leave my quirk home now did ya? Have at it.

What NOT To Do when you’re…..

1. On a first date ...Do Not talk about how "good" his brother was.

2. Intoxicated
...Do Not talk to the voices in your head.

3. In the shower
...Do Not wear socks.

4. At your ex’s wedding
...Do Not stand up and yell "Run! Run While You Can!" to the bride.

5. In jail
...Do Not butt in line for lunch.

6. being stalked
...Do Not turn around.

7. Stuck to an igloo
...Do Not try to unstuck yourself, wait for help to arrive.

8. In sewing class
...Do Not ask what a pincushion is used for

9. Asleep in a helium balloon
...Do Not forget your oxygen mask

10. At a birthday party for twins
...Do Not tell them to put their clothes on.

11. On a nude beach
...Do Not bring binoculars

12. At the opera
...Do Not try to sing like the leading lady.

13. you’re falling in love
...Do Not take things too fast.

14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town
...Do Not attempt to go there. Stay where it is safe.

15. Having a baby
...Do Not squeeze the doctor's hand too hard. He needs that hand to assist you in the birth of your beautiful baby.

16. On fire
...Do Not forget to Stop Drop and Roll

17. Lost at the mall
...Do Not Panic! Use your cell phone to call someone to rescue you.

18. At a single’s dance
...Do Not stand in a corner. Mingle!!!

19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike
...Do Not stop! Peddle faster!!!!

20. Driving your significant others car
...Do Not spill a 44 ounce soda in the floor.

21. Being robbed at gunpoint
...Do Not mock the perpetrator

22. Kissing
...Do Not forget the mouthwash!

23. Paying the hotel cashier
...Do Not forget the tip!

24. Buying lingerie
...Do Not buy a matching purse.

24. Commenting on a blog
...Do Not say anything rude. Be nice.

25. In Queen Mimi's dungeon
...Do NOT forget the Chocolate!!!

1 comment:

  1. There's chocolate in the dungeon? Who knew?!

    (Very funny answers, Shannon. #3...ummm...do you have personal experience with this? Hmmm???)