Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme

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Who ....
is easy to love? My children
do you just wanna smack? An ex-co-worker
do you trust? My brother
do you talk to when you're alone?
My mother (I know she is deceased but I think she hears me)

What....
dangerous things do you do while driving? Talk on the phone
are you allergic to? Stupidity
is Satan's last name? He does not have one, no need for it.
is the last thing that moved you? The Uhaul truck
is the freakiest thing in your house? Me

When.....
is it time to turn over a new leaf? When you have talked until you are blue in the gave
will you be all that you can be? Never
is enough enough? Sometimes
do you go to the dark side? Often...sometimes daily

Where....
are your pants? in my bedroom
is your last will and testament? not written yet
is your junk food stash? right beside me
is Carmen Sandiego? in a book

Why.....
was the Lone Ranger alone? he smelled funny
was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? it was covered in blood
are musicians sexy and plumbers not? plumbers have a huge crack
are there no seat belts on school buses? a law has not been passed to change the rules

Would you....
swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? Chocolate
forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? depends on who it is...I have done it a few times and they lived to tell about it.
rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? No, I want to hear the truth.
you still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while? I would float for a minute or two then plunge to my death.

6 comments:

  1. you don't have a will?? scary. But that is the OCD part of me talking. My lazy part of me argues with the OCD part and usually wins.

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  2. I am also allergic to stupidity.
    And online dating profiles.

    Oh. That is the same thing.

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  3. Great answers! I especially loved that you said "you" were the freakiest thing in your house,lmao!

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