Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness #38: Hypothetical!

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1- Times are hard and you get laid off. You turn to the adult entertainment industry and decide to get into sexing it up on camera. You're now a porn star. Even though you now do porn for a living, you still hold on to a little morale, ethics and dignity. What are 3 things, sexually, that you rule out as absolutely not happenings no matter the amount of money? I will do nothing involving animals, feces, or peeing.

2- Pretend you spent a busy day running errands and come home in the afternoon when no one else is home. You come in, sit things down and head to the kitchen. You find a dead body laying in the kitchen floor. What would you do? Check to make sure they are dead, perform CPR if needed and call 911.

3- After some extensive testing, scientists found out you have a special supernatural skill that could be put to use to save 20,000 men and women all over the world. The only catch is after you use it, you will die. If you don't use it, 30,000 people will die but you'll still be alive and won't suffer any illness or strange side effects of your special supernatural skill. Are you willing to sacrifice your life for 20,000 people? Wow...this is a tough one. My "fight for my own life" side says, "HELL NO! I dont want to die". But the caring side of me says, "Of course I would save those people".

4- You are at a concert. A fight breaks out and the person in front of you gets hit by the person beside you. They turn around and think it's you and no amount of reasoning will convince them otherwise. They are taller by several inches and outweigh you by around 50 pounds. You are about to get punched and possibly manhandled. How do you get out of it and avoid injury? I am a big girl if they punch me then they are getting their ass beaten. Size doesn't matter...the bigger they are the harder they fall.

5- You're having a dinner party with your close friends. One close friend asks if it is fine if they bring a date along. You ask your friend if their date is someone they trust to act well mannered and respectful to others. Your friend sings the praises of their date and you agree to let them bring their date to the dinner party. Once there, their date turns out to be crude, obnoxious, disrespectful and all around a real vile ass to be around. Do you tough it out and later apologize to your other guests? Pull your friend aside and tell them to reign in their date? Confront the friends date about their vile behavior? I would ask him to stop his bullshit or leave. I would not apologize for his behavior...he is an adult and should know better. I would only talk to him once, if he did not tone things down then I would ask him to leave. If he didn't leave then I would drag him by the head of the hair to the front door and kick his ass out.

6- You go to the grocery store and bump carts with a woman. She gets angry and chants at you in gibberish. She smiles, informing you that she has cursed you to never have sex again unless you pay for it. You roll your eyes and walk off. 2 years later and you haven't had any sexual contact with another person since that day. Do you start paying for sex or just never have sexual contact with another person again? I would just go without sex. Besides, I know how to masturbate.

7- Your really good friend is going to their grandmother's house for dinner and invites you along. You make sure it is fine with their grandmother and she says to come along if you like, she has made more than enough food to feed you too. You go. While there, you accidentally break something extremely valuable to your friends grandmother. Do you hide it and pretend nothing every happened or come clean? I tell the grandmother what happened and ask how I can pay for it. There is no point to lie about it.

4 comments:

  1. Your answer for 4 made me chuckle, heh.

    I understand the conflict in 3 too. =)

    Great answers. Happy Wednesday!

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  2. This was a fun meme to read!! #1 made me laugh out loud!! Actually I really liked the way you answered all of them.

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  3. Thank yo Amorous! Happy Wednesday.

    It is a fun meme Staci. Thanks for visiting.

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