Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Queen's Meme - Dating

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Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate - Is a birdbath deep enough to drown someone?

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls? Standing in the corner thinking about their bad behavior.

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine - Depends on what you are fining her for. Did she run a red light?

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven? - Yes! I have been tasked with saving the world from idiots.

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional - you put the tard in Fucktard

6. Does this profile make me look fat? Only if you hold it upside down, squint your eyes, stick out your tongue and rub your belly in circles.

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity- you are one of the reasons God let me escape heaven.

9 comments:

  1. This was a serious slam dunk.
    EVERY answer was brilliant!
    I laughed and laughed.
    You brought your A game tonight.

    Well done!!!
    (You are most definitely not in the dungeon...)

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  2. Thanks Mimi!

    Hey wait!! Sometimes I LIKE the dungeon!

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  3. Your wish is my command.
    See the ticker and poll at the top of my blog. I hope you have friends to vote you out or it's gonna be a long cold winter....

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  4. I love that the bad girls are standing in the corner thinking about their behavior :)

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  5. OMG girl now you did it, your in the dungeon with us bring some steaks we'll throw them on the BBQ pit Thom and I are building down there!
    Great answers!

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  6. hahahahaaha love love love your #5!
    great answers!

    Vannie
    Fun|Fierce|Fab

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  7. I was just mingling through, but #5 is one of my personal favorites! Glad to see I'm not alone!

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