Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Heads or Tales: Where

Heads Or Tails
Hosted by Barb
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A HEE HAW CLASSIC DITTY

Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
You were just scattered all over the place.
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.

I went to your house at three in the morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.

I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?

When I picked you up for our date last weekend.
You looked so pretty in your satin and lace.
But when I bent over and started to kiss you,
you popped a pimple all over my face!

12 comments:

  1. Hee hee Haw Haw Haw!!!! I used to love that part of the show! :)

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  2. We used to watch Hee Haw all the time. I loved this!

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  3. I have never seen HEE HAW I think I am glad I didn't. Yuck

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  4. Thanks for the laugh!

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  5. LOL...that first stanza used to be on the TV show "Hee Haw".

    Love it.

    My "where" is posted also. Come on over if you can find time. Happy Tuesday.

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  6. So funny! I thought it was from a song on the radio until I saw the other comments. Now, I can hear the song in my head. LOL

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  7. Well, that's certainly different! :)

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  8. .come to my page (Off the top of my head) and collect the awards that I am passing on to you...of course you have to follow the rules Hugs Lani

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  9. I used to watch that program - funny take on the prompt!

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