Sunday, October 5, 2008

Sunday Stealing: The Aging Meme

The Aging Meme: All you have to do is either finish the sentence or fill in the blanks...

At a certain age women should: start wearing a bra when they are out in public.

At a certain age men should: stop thinking with their dick and think with their brain.

When I was a kid I thought I would: be a computer programmer.

Now that I am older I wish: I had listened to my parents more often.

You know you are too old to party when: you think the music in the clubs is too loud.

You know you are too young to retire when: you are on the bottom of the corporate ladder.

When I was in high school I listened to the music of: Aerosmith, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, 80's Hair Bands and other 80's music.

Nowadays I find I like the music of: the same people plus several others.

On my last birthday I: didn't do anything special and no one seemed to remember it.

On my next birthday I want to: sleep late and wake up to a peaceful day.

The best birthday present I ever got was: a chocolate candy bouquet.

The first time I felt grown up was: I kept a job longer than a year.

The last time I felt like a kid was: the day I was born! LOL

When I read my first baby book it changed my life.

Last year was: full of lies and bullshit.

Next year I hope: to move to Wisconsin.

13 comments:

  1. Check for answers one and two. Women absolutely should start wearing bras and men should stop thinking with their dicks (but I'd be surprised if the second happened much...) We used to listen to Guns N Roses lots, gee I forgot all about the hair bands.

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  2. I wrote something similar about women of a certain age & their attire! :-) I also like your answer about men, but, alas, you are dreaming. Won't ever happen.

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  3. I think we were listening to the same tunes and I almost put that women should invest in a good bra at a certain age.

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  4. Loved your answer about being too old to party...music being too loud. Guess I'm at the point a bit now. Although I do love loud music....if it's music of my choice, that is. LOLOL Great answers!

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  5. I'm curious -- was the baby book about you, or one you made for your own baby.

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  6. As much as I hate wearing a bra, I'd never NOT wear one when leaving the house for ANYTHING! Have a happy Sunday :)

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  7. I hear that Wisconsin is nice, my husband is there right now on business. I told him to SEND CHEESE!
    :-)
    Have a great Sunday!

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  8. Clarence...I still love Hair Bands :)

    JHS...It is a good dream though.

    Deana...good bras made the day better :)

    Tookie...I still listen to my much loud now and then.

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  9. Gal...I had one that my mom made for me but I have no clue where it went. I have one for both of my children.

    Nurse...I don't like going braless :( mine are too big and make my back hurt.

    Am...your husband is so lucky! Can he get me a job in WI?

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  10. Men "stop thinking with their dick"? BWAHAHAHA... oops. Sorry I just thought that, right?

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  11. Mmmmmm for the chocolate candy bouquet. Yum!

    J.

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  12. Your answers to #1 and #2 cracked me up but I think you have them (ahem...) backwards. I hate bras (shhhh) but grudingly wear them of course and I doubt men ever actually conquer your second fairy tale (but admirable)answer. Doesn't all male brain function begin and end there?

    Just sayin'....

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  13. Thanks Mimi :). It is a nice fairy tale BUT I doubt it will come true.

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